h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

"Unfortunately it involves killing my boyfriend"
That doesn't make sense.
What is unfortunate about killing your boyfriend? (Apart from no sex of course)

Well you can always get a new boyfriend for that, unless you are arrested for murder of course. That would dampen any action

Maybe not; depends on whether you count being forced to play 'mummies & daddies' by your burly cellmate...

Yikes! Now that's a scary thought!

- LOL!!! -

* M.K in a moment of clarity he throws his pride out the window... *

Right !

Which lovely woman is going to volunteer to 'reset my clock' !!!

M.K*

I was frightened to post here in case I got knocked over in the rush.

~looks around at the empty thread~

Look! Tumbleweed!

~wind whistling, sound of owls hooting~

chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp.

~door banging~

The moon rises......{nothing else it seems }

*empty wind*

*cobwebs appear*

~Wolf howling at newly risen moon~

*Rome rises and falls*

~Atlantis burns~

* A broken man cries... *

~pats him on the head~

there there, we were only playing.

Could have fooled me.

I know, and I started it as well.
~hangs head in shame~

Can you ever forgive me MK?

Nah you can join the queue of people MK hates.