h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*follows in perfect silence*

*walks in, removes the sign of the previous head's tenancy and puts up his own*

*Walks thoguth the door* Sorry about the wait. I had to go on many trips in a time vortex. Fun stuff. Down to bussiness. You two, being the only ones here at the moment, will be my second in commands. *Walks over to the black oak desk and sits down*

I believe that If you ask The good Dr. I am now in command here.

Excuse me? Ou really think I would leave here? Just abandon my post? I was on a mission so secret, only Arthur Dent himself would know about it. I will duel you for the possition.

*withdraws knife a throws it in a perfect arc at Hank's head*

*catches the knife with one hand, whipping it back at it's owner*

*catches the blade throwing it back with a shuriken singing accompaniment*

*claps her hands*
excuse me but i get the feeling your juggling will get us no where.
*indecats 2 lether chairs*
i would sugest that you sit and sort this in a more mature manner.

yes....
matureity is something that apperes to be missing from this situation

now Madhank it is reasonable to think that after such time that you have been gone you were.... missing from action
and Thamian kindly steped up to take resonsibility for the regiment
I think you should be thanking him rather than having this fighting match

I also think...
that you MadHank, should be thankfull you still have a possision as bartender,
however... in the absence of our training master
I am making you his second in command, thus the training grounds....
are your responsibility

does anyone have any issues?

Nope.

Good with me. I just call dibs on this office if he goes MIA. Just got to move some stuff out and close some tech stuff I don't need you guys getting into.

Ok

Fair enough.

*nukes bookcase, after removing all my stuff* Done

Good thing that I hadn't put anything on there.

*ducks bring in a new bookcase, change the leaders name thing on the door and leave an order form for stationary/furnature/etc*