h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Helen looks puzzled and picks up one of the balls. It appears to warp slightly, even before she touches it, and takes the shape of a strawberry. She puts it back in the back with the other and the effect ripples around until she is holding a bag of strawberrys*

[Helen] Is this better?

We probably stand a better chance of feeding patients strawberries.

*grins*
Yumsies.

*wanders over to desk and covers it with flourescent yellow cloth*
There, looks much more calming now.

*sits back in chair w/ feet on desk*
*picks up *
NOw, where was I?

*glances at clock*

My, it is getting late. Just as well there are no patients really,. Means I can disappear back into my . It is very good, though.

Whatcha reading?

*glances up from *

Mostly Harmless. It's slighlty depressing tho.

Especially the ending.

I've been looking for some natural poisen. cookoos pint will do but this years crop still has green berris.
Best thing about natural poisens is it looks like food poisening

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Or when it's my turn to cook.

*Leaves disapoited*

i'll get it myself then

* newcomer*

Wait! Sorry, did I scare you off, my culinary skills?

Hi, I'm new, call me Scaper

I'm a healer so I wandered in here.

Hmm. Now what?

Now I offer you a biscuit

*proffers packet*

im not a healer.
can I have a bicuit anyway.
I bought

Excellent *puts biscuits on a nearby trolley*

Hi Scaper,

yum, biscuits