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Vaux's Room of Hallucinations and Tea.

Post 1

Vauxhaul Astra

You step into a brightly lit room; there are many squashy seats with handy beverage receptacles near them. In the centre of the room is a large computer terminal/armchair arrangement with a large sign proclaiming: ‘You don’t have to be insane to sit here… but, oh wait you do.’ Dotted around the walls are various items of interest such as coloured buttons and levers, as well as quite a few drinks machines.

“Come sit! Come talk! For I am the all-insane Vaux!” *Wibble* Exclaims the curator of the room.


Vaux's Room of Hallucinations and Tea.

Post 2

Vauxhaul Astra

Well, it seems I shall have to talk to myself for a while.
*Splits into 4 personalitys*
Vaux_Hey Hey! We haven't done this in a while!!
Astra_Whatever.
Holly_*Mumble* hello again
Isabella_HEY LOOK YOU LOT! A ROOM!!


Vaux's Room of Hallucinations and Tea.

Post 3

Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

smiley - headhurts


Vaux's Room of Hallucinations and Tea.

Post 4

Vauxhaul Astra

Vaux_Now you know how I feel all the time!
Astra_ Shuddup and get scrubbing!


Vaux's Room of Hallucinations and Tea.

Post 5

Vauxhaul Astra

Isabella_ WHY SHOULD I DO THAT??


Vaux's Room of Hallucinations and Tea.

Post 6

Vauxhaul Astra

Holly_*Mumble* Ok, me.


Vaux's Room of Hallucinations and Tea.

Post 7

Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

You know the guild has servents......
I brought you a "welcome" cake...
smiley - biggrin
smiley - cheesecake


Vaux's Room of Hallucinations and Tea.

Post 8

Vauxhaul Astra

*Multiple personalitys snap back into one*
Owch!

Wow thanks!


Vaux's Room of Hallucinations and Tea.

Post 9

Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

The servents are called ducks...
we're mostly in the infirmary....
and there is a mission just no-ones doing it...

smiley - biggrin


Vaux's Room of Hallucinations and Tea.

Post 10

Vauxhaul Astra

A mission?
What do you do?


Vaux's Room of Hallucinations and Tea.

Post 11

Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

oh its basic RP
just show up make a few actions,
kill the evil doers...
randomness prerhaps

last christmas people converted the grinch....
or killed him i'm not sure


Vaux's Room of Hallucinations and Tea.

Post 12

Vauxhaul Astra

Well, perhaps.

In the intervening time.
*Personality splits*

Vaux: It was rough in there! Rough I tells yay!
Astra: Quiet you.


Vaux's Room of Hallucinations and Tea.

Post 13

Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

Interesting split personallity....
Perhaps i should get a medic to come over....


Vaux's Room of Hallucinations and Tea.

Post 14

Vauxhaul Astra

Vaux_ mayhap i kneed a head doctor!Astra_Whatever.
Holly_*Mumble* That would be rather apropriate
Isabella_HAH! NO DOCTOR CAN CURE ME!
Astra_Shut up the lot of you!


Vaux's Room of Hallucinations and Tea.

Post 15

Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

smiley - erm
well, if you all feel like a nice cup of tea come to the appocathory


Vaux's Room of Hallucinations and Tea.

Post 16

Vauxhaul Astra

*Wanders in*

HEY!
I'd forgotten about this place.

*Dances*


Vaux's Room of Hallucinations and Tea.

Post 17

Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

smiley - laugh


Vaux's Room of Hallucinations and Tea.

Post 18

Vauxhaul Astra

*Starts singing about schizophrenia*


Vaux's Room of Hallucinations and Tea.

Post 19

Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

what an.... interesting song miss Astra
now would you like to sit down for some milk and cookies and tell the nice doctor lady how you are feeling today


Vaux's Room of Hallucinations and Tea.

Post 20

Vauxhaul Astra

*Sits down on sofa*
Well, today, there was this gigantic white bee flying at me.

Or was it a shuttlecock?

I can't quite remember, I was playing badminton at the time.


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