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In search of lynx hunters
EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Nov 14, 2005
Guys? Before we kill the poachers maybe we should see if theres a bounty on them?
In search of lynx hunters
Athena the Wise Posted Nov 15, 2005
Good point
...*casts a spell that cages the weasels, tasmanian devils, and Angus* There, now lets see what we can see.
In search of lynx hunters
EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Nov 15, 2005
Does anybody have the Book of Bounties on them?
In search of lynx hunters
zaphob, the smallest of your problems Posted Nov 15, 2005
*the devils launch themselves at the werecat*
*sighs*Trust him to get almost eaten alive...
In search of lynx hunters
Athena the Wise Posted Nov 15, 2005
Oh my! *casts another spell that separates the weasels from the the rest of the animals but keeps Angus in with the devils*
That's better.
In search of lynx hunters
EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Nov 15, 2005
Right. We'll use mine. Its a bit out of date though. *pulls out a huge stack of wanted posters bound together*
In search of lynx hunters
Athena the Wise Posted Nov 16, 2005
Don't be that way!
You think I'd put you in there if I thought you couldn't win.
Well, at least if I thought I could heal your mortal wounds.
In search of lynx hunters
EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Nov 16, 2005
*light polite cough* *ahem* ... *louder not quite so polite cough* *AHEM!!!!*
In search of lynx hunters
Athena the Wise Posted Nov 17, 2005
Oh, what was that? *looks around
* Oh yes, forgot you were there EvilClaw. Oh right, we were talking about if the feinds
had a price
on their heads. I just happen to have an up-dated version of "Idiots With Prices on Their Heads: A Book for Man-Hunters" which looks oddly like a piece of cheesecake. 
*Cuts a slice out of the book and begins to search for the faces of the tied-up ment*
In search of lynx hunters
EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Nov 17, 2005
*walks over to man* Oh dear. It appears that someone wants you for multiple murder and grand theft. Ooo. I'd hate to be you now.
In search of lynx hunters
zaphob, the smallest of your problems Posted Nov 17, 2005
WE won't hate you because we're your FRIENDS remember?
In search of lynx hunters
EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Nov 17, 2005
BUT we think we should turn you in for the money. Friends help each other get money, yes?
In search of lynx hunters
Athena the Wise Posted Nov 18, 2005
Perhaps we should just bring them all back to headquarters for target practice.
In search of lynx hunters
zaphob, the smallest of your problems Posted Nov 18, 2005
And FRIENDS don't like falling out and falling out WINDOWS, do they?
In search of lynx hunters
EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Nov 18, 2005
We could turn them in for the money.
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