h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

and pirates



Ps: Except in November - which will show up on my bank account, I'm sure

being a hippo I don't want to handle that many changes .. consider a supertanker .. that doesn't stop and start on the spot

Is it November already?

it was November, yes .. and it will be for a few mode days

X-mas time will start end this week.

will it? .. my calendar must be running slow then

No, they have made years shorter.

ah, that explains quite a lot it also explains why the weekends are getting shorter

well, good .. so it will be spring real soon now

The spring has been cancelled. We'll have two winters instead, as one can't hold that much snow.

They say we will have a mild winter this year. Figures, just after I bought a brand new snow shovel and 25 kilos of salt on sale

not much snow in Jordan ..

Denmark will probably be the only country in the neighbourhood with mild winter then.

funny you'd say that .. the meteorological service here forecasted a real cold winter .. it seems that the Danes have been buying tons of salt
and the Estonians have more firewood on stock than last year ..

Well, yes, the Swedish forecast had tons of snow in it.

that's because of all the moose ..

Snow or not, there will always be meese in Sweden

Mind you, my sister was bitten by a møøse once.

No realli! She was Karving her initials on the moose with the sharpened end of an interspace toothbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian movies: "The Hot Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Molars of Horst Nordfink"...

Mynd you, moose bites Kan be pretti nasti...

Many carrots will vouch for that, I'm sure

if they only still could ..