h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

If I'd be planning for spring all the time then I wouldn't have any firewood at all.

.. I fell asleep while the race was on tv

Ah good. I am sure it was quite boring.

Aren't they always?

Car racing is yet another good reason not to own a television

sacrilege! you just don't have any culture

My yoghurt is just fine, thank you!

want any acacia honey with it?

As sharply sweet to my heart he seems
As the fragrance of acacia.
My own dear love, he is all my dreams--
And I wish he were in Asia.

http://www.cs.rice.edu/~ssiyer/minstrels/poems/1460.html

i'll take that as a yes

now if only we had an -smiley

It's a trap for making me draw smileys!

But of course a like you will prefer the "Song of Perfect Propriety" http://www.cs.rice.edu/~ssiyer/minstrels/poems/638.html

well, what can I say .. the topic of poetry makes me a bit uneasy

that is scary

Hapi, it's not even a year yet. Umm... Or two?

'twas nigh on a year
or that's what i hear
that poetry scared our friend hippo
he read some out loud
then started to pout
when he noticed he could not get his verses to rhyme

.. not one year .. less than that ..

just for the record: i have no idea what you are talking about

i even doubt i know what i am doing

.. first line of your poem .. it was not quite a year

That's a hippo writing poetry.

That's a hippo whistling.