h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

oh? how are drunk passengers supposed to move around then?

I mean .. Danish busses are not that prudish .. we all know what they do in Copenhagen streets

taxis is the second best option

the best is to stay where you are

people who allow you to get drunk can often be persuaded to a lot of other things as well

ah yes .. another valid point

however, some can only be persuaded three times: the first, the only and the last

and one more last time

well, i won't blame you for trying, but don't get your hopes up

if you suceed will you let us know

I got there and back again with no problems, as it turned out. The ed-in-chief of the competing paper drove me around.

nice! good job!


hm, i don't even have a competing ed-in-chief

guess i'll have to take the

*and* stay sober

But do you have a grand opening of a pub?

sure. every time i enter a pub is a grand opening for me

it's like with parties: if i don't attend they are just mere gatherings

Ah yes, good point.

i am the party, baby, and you are invited

*makes notes*

* to stock up on *

You are getting paranoid, aren't you?

no. experienced

Ah, I see. Good that I could help you in that.

* goes and gets more *