h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Party trick!

Do they always eat the stuff you are juggling with?

.. Mala did the juggling I was trying to eat

I would eat apples I was juggling, but not the machetes (too expensive.)

*faints*

that expensive? on tv you can see every second farmer waving one ..

ah you meant the surgery afterwards .. yes, you do have a point there

Mine are extra-expensive because they forgot to sharpen them

... does that make them extra expensive? I could understand that it makes surgery a lot cheaper

Yes, so it's probably like buying insurance with them

mm .. let me get this straight .. you pay more since it's less likely you'll do serious damage with them ...

there's something wrong in the logic .. I think ..

bad mattresses can cause serious damage to backs .. yet they are usually cheaper than high quality mattresses..

A very serious observation that...

*Elapses in profound thinking*



This year's thinking done!

that was fast and it's not even May yet

Well thought!

(Seriously, though, it's because these are specially balanced. I use Mr Babache knives: http://www.jugglingworld.biz/images/shop/babache_knife_large.jpg )

Looks knife enough to me.

er, i was told the other day that 'barista' is the italian word for a maker or the art of making or something like that

what would mala barista mean in italian then?






hey, don't throw that knife at me, i was only asking

"Malabarista" is Spanish for "juggler", but literally means "bad waiter". It probably came from the "Gentleman Jugglers" popular in the 1920s - a music-hall act would often include a juggler posing as an exceptionally clumsy waiter who would almost drop plates and bottles and so on.

drop...bottles??? *faints*

Almost.

On smiley strike ?