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umbrella?


I'd get a bottle

Raindrops in your won't be a good thing.

the risk is lower when drinking from a bottle


I have a few .7 litre bottles La Chouffe, Belgian beer.

I won't .

..

at this time of year we instinctively sit with our thumbs on top of the bottle or can

not because of the rain but to prevent the wasps from getting into the

ah yes, that's annoying as well ..

tell me about it

i once took a swig of a bottle with a wasp inside

spit it all out at once

well, all except for the wasp

talk about fat lip

mm .. unexpected dangers in beer bottles ..

it was even worse than that!

it was a cola

That's what you get from soft drinks.

yeah, well, this wasn't exactly soft

mm .. soft drinks ..

i had my blood test done this morning and until i get the results i am okay, so i am celebrating with an

ah good

(w*rking, but just one won't harm)

As long as I don't get any tests run on me, I may as well say that I am all healthy. The opposite is not proven.

maybe i should call my later this afternoon, reschedule my appointment and ask if he got the results yet

then i could probably party all night

But you already know that you have a liver.

yup, i have felt it for days

not now though. i am confident

.. I know what it feels like not to have a w*rking liver

they gave me morphine to sleep