h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

nah, us pirates swear to sails, dontcha know

is that volume 42 of "the history of lutefisk"?

or the appendix?

Registry.

ah

oh good ..

and there'll be the sequel of course .. on Surströmming

'the surströmming and it's position in late monopol capitalism - with reference to the geneva convention'

volumes 1 to 42

sounds good .. discuss international war crimes, cruelty to animals and bacteria rights in one go

cruelty to

which reminds me

i didn't have lunch yet!

didn't? oh !!

I'll go to my dentist in a few moments

that sounds cruel as well!

cruelty to a hippo, that is

it was

however .. anesthetics did help a bit

oh good. what did they use? morphine? ?

mm.. no .. I think not I couldn't read the label

so next you'll see you ophtalmologist as well?

yes .. yes ..

not this month though the dentist's bill will be .. a true work of art. the main fillings he's concerned with are the fillings of his wallet

speaking of wallets, did you get the money i sent you yet

(you may have answered me already but i didn't check all my mail yet. if you did just ignore this)

yes, .. that is I got the message that I am richer now

as far as i understand i won't have to pay anything for sending you the money, but what about you? do you have to pay something? because if so i still owe you

yes, well, they did keep a few Euro but the difference is about an (half a pint that is) and if I understand it all correctly then transfer of less than 10 Euro is not possible next meet you just buy me an