h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I am sure it'll be extremely cold winter this year. You'll see. Or maybe I am turning into a bear.

you could do worse, i'm sure

*waits patiently for the to turn into a *

mm.. yes .. so technically that would mean you'd also grow some more fur ?? and then the fur coat would be a perfect fit


more fur than is now growing on your head I mean

do s hibernate

someone once told me they are not bears. or not like other bears. or something

s do not hibernate but they are like all other bears .. warm and cuddly

I'll try my best to hibernate anyway. By the looks of it there nothing much else to do after all.

.. mm .. we'll see

maybe the winter will be .. relatively .. warm

after all last winter was predicted to be a harsh and cold one as well and we all know what happened to that one


the only real cold week was when I was in EE

Good that you stayed only for a week.

mm.. well, if I'd stayed longer the north pole would still be frozen

how do you reckon

My February visit to EE usually lowers the temperature with at least 10 degrees just being there is enough
if I'd stay there for two weeks .. then probably the temperature would drop to -30

ah, yes, i see. makes nothing but sense

if I'd stay there any longer .. ..

I don't think that's a solution for global warming however (before anyone dreams that one up)

maybe we can use al gore to block out the sun?

Al Gore? the candidate who got most votes and yet lost the election? in the election process that was .. not so obvious .. but .. based on Zimbabwe legislation? fill the ballot box and then throw it away and announce the most incompetent candidate winner?

al gore introduces himself with the words "my name is al gore. i used to be the next president of america"

well .. he got the most votes in the election process however after the bush family did some more counting and got a bit of help from others .. bush apparently did win the election

i remember a few countries volunteered to help the US develop a democratic voting system: iran, iraq, libya...

and Russia Putin was one of the first to offer help

and China noted that the americans have ploblems with election so they sent viagla

mighty nice of them, don't you think?