h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

wonders if Hati needs practice to cook a hippo

cook a ...

.. murder! cannibalism!!! Moderators! help!

cannibalism > hippobalism

whatever it's not a civilised to do!

I am not hippovilised

mm.. so you don't take hippoism too serious, do you?

i wouldn't know about hippoism, but i take hapilogy very serious

I am not hippo correct (the political correct version for hippo).

hippo is the noughties version of hippy only with an belly

i'm not sure if i am hippy correct

my kids and other younger people seem to think so

and i like to think so too

but how can one be sure for sure

must think it over

best over an

i think

Hands off my favourite hippo!

what? someone touched your hippo? oh dear!


i saw a herd of hippos last weak, by the way.

they were all very quiet

possibly because they were carved in wood and stone

Oh dear...

they were expensive too

but in the long run they might be cheaper:

they don't drink

But they don't do dishes either.

true. but you can get machines for that

we're not going over rinsing dishes again, are we?

this will be an international discussion .. I can see the use of a dish washing forum with a rinsing thread

Good idea!

well we'll see about the dishes

it's like discussing whether to keep the lid up or down

or like reading a outdoors in a storm