h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

...in a hotel with internet connection... Modern times.

indeed. what will they come up with next? electrickery?

The next? They'll invent the wheel.

and after that the hot water and the soup plate?

maybe even fire?

And too.

now there's a technological achievement i can relate to!

technology? does that refer to brewing?

now there's a hotel i would love to stay at

* makes notes *

my nights at the hotel are short ... very short

let me guess: because you have to stay awake in order to drink as much as possible?

well, yes what else is there to do?

depends on you being alone or not, i guess

oh yes, there's that as well of course

mm.. maybe I should have thought of that before

* looks around *

* notices a fairly large cloud of steam, lightnings and the sound of thunder rapidly approaching from the east *

or maybe not

where there is lightnings there will sooner or later also be hattifatteners

*sighs*

well.. I am back home, and I'll spend there almost two whole days

With no thunderstorms or anything in that line..