h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

still I don't make so much noise that all the dogs in the neighbourhood come to see what's going on

I mean .. I hardly ever make *that* much noise

You don't? That's nice to know.

yes, good eh? so you can be relatively sure I'll not wake you up with any strange noises

Yeah, only the usual ones.

snoring .. I can do that

Yes, you can. So can I.

really? you can?

I wouldn't know that of course

No, of course you wouldn't. I never sleep.

now .. that could indeed be I don't remember you sleeping

interesting point I will try to do some research on this

i've heard of sleep-walking, sleep-typing, sleep-drinking and even sleep-eating - but sleep-researching

You never know, the world is full of all kind of amazing things...

ah yes I'm sure I can do that .. sleep-researching

But of course! You are the -master.

and I'm extremely good at sleeping now .. if there were championships ..

I guess I could try to beat you in sleeping. I am definitely quite close to hibernation.

a ... challenge ...?? a sleeping match?