h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Maybe you can fill a waterbed with it

ah.. now that's an idea

or ..

on second thoughts ..

halfway through the night I'd be sleeping on the floor because I emptied the waterbed

but would you even notice it when filled with a waterbed worth of ?

of course !! not a single moment of doubt !

Sounds dangerous to me.

really? mm.. well, I could try it out or make a start anyway

* gets on the phone and orders a waterbed *

*gets on the waterbed and orders *

*gets *

from a waterbed

no wonder my a$$ is burning

I usually get it from a coffeepot. I don't have that wild thinking as you guys.

oh really?

And I don't like waterbeds anyway.

neither do i

they make me seasick in my sleep

and they don't w*rk well with electrically operated elevation beds...

True. And they give a bad taste.

yes, i'm afraid they do

Okay, that's sorted out then.

yes

so now i will write a complaint to my tax office

and after that enjoy and

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