h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Sometimes I poke my nose out of EE.

yes you do and you are always welcome

*makes notes*

I will not discuss poking noses

Good, good...

* tries to look as if he's w*rking hard *

Hammering on a computer always gives that impression.

just staring intensely at the screen usually w*rks for me

Come to think, noone cares whether I look like w*rking or not. They just want the product.

if they saw you sitting on your bed with frida they might not belive how hard you actually w*rk

That is probably true. I would look way more convincing sitting in the office and babbling on hootoo. Doing my hard w*rk, sitting on my bed in a sleeping gown just doesn't look half as impressive.

for everything has own time and place.

as long as you feel good!

oh i think you look impressive all right, hati

it just may not resemble hard w*rk to ignorants...

and you know how many ignorants become bosses, don't you?

Nope, I only know that all the bosses seem to be ignorants but I'm afraid there's still quite a lot of ignorants running loose out there.

I saw a wonderful sign the other day that I'll have to put up over my desk, for all those bosses:

Your lack of planning is not my crisis!

Their lack of planning usually turns into my crisis in no time.

Exactly. I get that all the time. So just tell them that doesn't count

They'd probably shoot me for that.

And then they'd have a crisis...

I won't, if they shoot well enough.