h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

spillage?

i'll have y'all know i always use me good hand for holding me

Your good hand was keeping fingers crossed, can't do that with the hook.

ha, you don't know half of what i can do with my hook

I assumed you can drink beer with it. But crossing fingers... must be someone else's fingers then.

It is a sharp hook, isn't it?

Hiding, are you?

Well, acting does not always support vital functions
Especially with sharp objects around

you know, this is not your average standard middle of the road kind of hook. it can be sharp, but only when needed

you know the swiss army knife super model? the one with a built-in drycloset next to the buil-in campfire?

my hook is better

Yep, I bet it even has built-in bedroom and swimmingpool, not to mention few pubs.

... not to mention the invisibility device & built-in

Hah, dream on!

OK, I 'll try
Anyway, *if* it had pliers (as Swiss army knives mostly do), it would be possible to hold with the hook

Pliers somewhere between camfire and swimmingpool? Those could hold a lot, I guess.

Exactly
I was kinda thinking about keeping pliers (and of course) in

So that you could reach those with your little hands when is on a move?

Don't ask about my foxy pl*ns

*doesn't ask about Mme F's foxy plans*

Nice weather today, isn't it?