h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

thank me after you have finished w*rking for hati

if you still fell so inclined, that is

What have I done! Sold my young life away as a hoover slave!

I'll stick with my shovel, thank you. Depending on how long you haven't hoovered, it may be a good start anyway

I'm afraid you're right. For the last 1,5 months I've used my room only for packin, unpacking and piling things up.

Well, then it gets cleaned more regularly than mine

Yes, I may clean it in August again.

How does one get around to tidying up that often?

Visitors.

Why?

i got the distinct feeling you put your visitors to clean up

You make the visitors tidy up?

Only sometimes. Usually I dig in the paths first myself.

phew, that's a relief

But if you insist...

*brings a snowshovel*

*starts his snowtruck*

*spits in palms and rolls up sleeves*

Please remove any pets and small children from the area, this could get messy

could get? i thought it already was