h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

So, whar were we talking about? Lashing?

ooohhh yesssss... preferably me holding the safe end of the lash

But of course! Though sometimes it's not that obvious which end is the safe one.

yes, but I do want to be sure I hold that end

So by definition the safe end is the one that is attached to you.

right and the one at the other side had better make sure it stays that way

That it stays your way, whatever the way might be.

yesssss... now Bob knowsthat, he learnt. Strong, but no nails

not like mine anyway

*screeeeeech*

I am not for violence.
(But a good threat would do the trick anyway.)

* keeps fingers in both ears * tralalaaaaIdon'thearanythingyousaytralalaaaaa

Ah, so you need the figurative explaining?

mm.. I like watching pictures and movies .. preferably cartoons

Where should I find you a cartoon about lashing? It's easier to use the lash for explaining...

'the itchy and scratchy show' should w*rk nicely

..... I think we have a setting or a theme for the xmas party?

guess i'd better bring me thick leather coat with me

.. oh, right .. yes .. well, I don't, I just choose my side of the equipment

*polishes fingernails...*