h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

"Old women shouldn't seek to be perfumed". Now I wonder who it was who said that. I can't remember. Never mind.

Now look here. It is a well know fact that young girls cannot save grown-up men.
Old women, on the other hand, can beat the living shostakovitch out of both of them.

The weather is fine.

I have to go now. I have to be back before the museum opens again at 9 a.m. Feel free to drop by for an intimate chit-chat tete a tete.

The weather is everything but fine here right now. I think I need more .

) sleep?

Sleeping is the best to do on gloomy days.

Spare me the details. I can you the Seine, or the Hudson if you like.

*rolls eyes*

Don't do that!

You want the Thames?

I don't want any river. At least not cried by you.
Then again, there's a song "Cry Me a River" which has a bit different message in it... But no, , I wouldn't need even that.

I gnash, gnaw, sulk and bawl. There is a storm brewing. Dark skies, billowing clouds, strong gusts of wind, bending trees, the clatter of unfastened shutters and debris that is hurled through deserted streets. Chimney-pots and rooftiles hurtle down.

Sounds like you were sitting in the nextdoor house.

Sorry, I thought you were at the seaside today. I turn the volume down.

I was just busy getting meself .

KA, Kaaah!!! Caw, caw....
Oh no! On starboard a noodle is in sight! Damn, there is no rest for the wicked. Watch out! More silly stories ahead.

AAAAHHKGEWEUR8W837EDAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHK!!!!!

A rather effluent little stream called the Auw I encountered during one of the walks last week in the south-east of this charming little country called Belgium. Pity I wasn't the one who cried it. I would have been proud of myself.
Lots of sunshowers and dreary rainfall, occasionally a thunderstorm.
I couldn't keep you informed since there was no computer, no business nor industry in sight. Just an odd bunch of cows in the 'Wiesen und Felder'. There were lots of birds of prey, hawks, I believe, and buzzards.
It's a pity I'm home again.

I'm sorry Hati, I close the conversation. How insensitive of us not doing it earlier. Beg your pardon.

Can it be reopened if neccessary?

Yes, of course. Actually it was a lot of fun. Do you like Nina Hagen?

She is not one of my very favourite singers every now and then she's very cool to listen.

She's got a good powerful voice, strong teksts, great music. 'Kleiner Vampir ... auf unser' Friedhof sind wir Happy, Happy'...
I grew up with her (and Iggy Pop ánd many others. You should have seen me dancing!).

Ah these women. I'll never learn to understand them. Why want a child by someone like Herman Brood? She must have had a moment of going a bit gaga, in my opinion.

The weather is lousy, by the way. Rain.

*sighs*
-8C here
As about chosing fathers for children - *shrugs* - I only know how to fail.