h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

OOOOOOOO i see that you also want to say to others about our plans HHHHHAAAAAAPPPPPPIIIIII you stupid boy what are you doing

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this is *so* entertaining

arsi, are you sure that all this excited hammering won't harm your child? after all at your age and early pregnancy.. just relax a bit will you??

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I'll just summarise for all who don't want to go through the backlog:

arsi (full name arsenal) is a fourteen year old girl. She recently found out she's pregnant and she now develops a tendency to like girls. This causes -obviously- some stress, and this stress may be the reason for her apparently incoherent behaviour.

I'll try to limit the damage to her mind, but this may be too difficult a task for me.

Oh dear, Arsenal. I think you need to calm down a little.

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she now goes for the h2g2 record of moderated entries.

And then i will throw you away like rug

Oh dear, I think she's applying for premod.

Oh arsi! Take care and look after yourself. Pansy is here now. Lets talk woman to woman.

But first come and let me hug you.

Have you ever hugged a Pansy, arsi?

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... in your condition it's not wise to throw anything.. remember early pregnancies are perfectly safe but you should not take too many risks.

It's been ages since I had this much fun

four moderated postings in fifteen minutes.. what a hero..
Oh well arsi, no hard feelings; we won't tell your kid about your behaviour over here.. when it grows up.. We'll forget about the moderated postings and what you wrote in them. It was hard to read anyway, some of the words were English but I failed to see a logical grouping of words..

*sulks*
Seems I have missed a lot of fun.

Some of the fun maybe, Hati, but I'm sure there's more ahead. However you'll need a baster.

Arsi, I'm going to if you ignore me. *sniff*

*waits patiently*

It looks like arsi has had to go for a lie down. Unless it's bedtime already. No story of course.