h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

no no you are monsters stupid monsters no basters is better

That's alright.. throw it all out.. just say what's on your mind .. you'll find it helps..

how can you be so stupid i can not understand by the way such stupid people i have never seen

how you dare criticize me no no no these bastards i can not believe it

Well, if it makes you feel better.. go right ahead ..

but remember that we're here to help you grow up, to be a sensible woman, just like Hati, Gw7en, Kaz and Tartaronne, you already met those.. and whether or not you really fancy girls more than men doesn't really matter to any of us. .. really.

stupid bastards what have you done stupid animals stupid stupid illegitimate children

Not in the least.

However, there are certain rules of behaviour that are commonly accepted in polite society. I would suggest that you cultivate them. Please feel free to ask any questions that you might have.

We are here to help after all.

(* aside .. team.. I know I forgot a few of you nothing personal, I'm not really good remembering names .. *)

illegitemate children.. arsi, are you pregnant??

You know, childhood pregnancies do often factor into some girl's decisions to try "the other side of the fence", so to speak. There are other causes of course also - some psychologicial, some that appear to be genetic - but this is a fairly common one, truth be told.

Remember arsi, it's nothing to be ashamed of, really..

what you mean we can talk about "socks" and when you put them on "do then go up to your knees or thighs"

and "ducks" and what about the poor "drake" thats getting "goosed" by the "gander" when all "*" was to be a "swan"

LTP!

You are right! Generic terms are female biased, aren't they?

there, there Logicus, don't confuse her any more than necessary now.. things are confusing enough for her already...

Any pregnant 14 year old will react exactly the way she does, and it'll be hard enough to get this to a good end without any clearly sexually oriented symbolism..

arsi, did you see a doctor?? you should you know.. and you don't need to tell your family about it if you don't want to. The doctor won't tell if you ask him.

bad news, team.. I think we've lost her.. she logged off.

I do hope she'll not do anything that she'll regret later on..

this is so sad..

did I say anything wrong??

Either
A. nappy change
B. tea time
C. all the talk about birds (no basters is better)gone to KFC
D. hey arnolds on tv

No if its tv its got to be channel 4
http://www.channel4.com/listings/C4/index.jsp?offset=0&position=0&startHour=11

I guess I'll not change jobs .. I'm probably not the right type for psychotherapist or counsellor or something like that.. I just lost my first patient ...

Wow, I go away for an hour or two and just look at all the hormones which have been flying around here. Don't you lot know better than to tease a pregnant 14 year old girl, don't you think she is confused enough already? Basters indeed!