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Oooh, have a look at my PS under 'Portugal'. KB wanted to know about medrohno so I gave it a shot, see what you think and add any extras if you want.

Looks pretty comprehensive to me. I don't know anything about it, other than it tastes

Boy!!

Can you take that pork out of the freezer please? I forgot last night!

It's 2.1KG!! It'll never defrost by tonight. Do you want me to take anything else out as well?

Might as well take some chicken out too then if we are ever going to eat anything!

What about the gammon steaks?

If you want them, then get them out instead. Not fussed really, I'll eat anything - starving!

Oops

I've gone for the chicken!

OK, no worries, should be home in a bit.

H'lo Boy!!

The deed is done! Told Carlos we're leaving today and he nearly had me in tears. He said he's really sorry to see me go, I'll always have a job if I need one and that he's gonna kick your butt for taking me away!

But he is gonna sort out a cheap minibus for us! Just need to work out the dates and he'll get me a deal from AJardim! And he's gonna close the office down so that they can all come to the wedding!

Well done you! I know that it was going to be hard for you to tell him and I'm sure he's really disappointed, but it's the beginning of our new life in Cyprus.

I'm really proud of you!

Coming home soon?

370,000 Take That tickets (that's the whole lot) sold out within three hours!

Unless Mina was very, very lucky, it looks like you won't be going.

I'll just have to strut my stuff for you instead!

There were two tickets just taken off ebay cos someone bid 5 million quidlies! Obviously a gimp bid.

For that, we could get them to do the wedding reception!

Didja get the email about Lisa and Alison's arrival times to add to the list?

Yep! Updated already.

I tell 'ya - I'm like greased lightning today. There's nothing I can't organise with a swift flick of a pen, a jiggle of the mouse, and my speedy dialling digit.

I is Mr. Sorterer.

I bloody you!

And more and more and more and more and more every day!

You are the loveliest gril in the world - you is my gril, my lovely gril, soon to be my beautiful wife-gril and I you so much!

to update A827237

As you were! *covers eyes and

ooooooh

*limps away*

Yes we are!

Just a few short weeks now - on April 4th in Gibraltar (it's positively British and a darn-sight easier than Catholic Portugal) and then a big party with all our friends and family in the Algarve.

And when the last guest goes home on the 17th, we leave to start a new(er) life in Cyprus on the 18th!

I can't wait - Deakie is my life, my love and my total and utter happiness!

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

You've made me feel all mushy!both and all the best for your nuptuals