h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Boy, boy...

Already got!

Girl, girl...

I you!

Boy, boy....

You'd better!

Oooh, The big huge box from the printer is going into the rubbish tonight. Do you want it? Tis big, may struggle to get it in Marcel but will give it a go if you want it.

Yep, we'll have it please!

Inundated with offers now!

Eunice bought a new widescreen TV last week and wonders if we would like that box too!

I've told them we're thinking of building an environmentally friendly house out of rubbish boxes.

Depends on the shape of the widescreen TV box. If it's wide and thin, like an LCD/Plasma one, it won't be much use!

Nope, it's just a bog-standard widescreen with the big fat bit at the back. But seemingly the box is bigger than this printer one, which is pretty darn big!

Coming home now, I'm cold

I'm filing, so happy filing, filing all day long!

Decided to file the entire year, but only up to April so far. Not gonna stay here all night, will I pick you up about 7 ish?

OK. Shall I wait outside?

Just leaving now!

See you downstairs in 5!

OK!

Girl, girl!

I'm awake now and I'm not as grumpy as I was at nine o'clock this morning when people were ringing up and spoiling my day.

I think I've managed to sort the hire van - well, I've been sent a voucher.

I had to pay £35 for an out of hours fee but the voucher says go to the Europcar desk in arrivals. If you check out their website, they are open 24hrs a day - even for vans! I didn't bother booking with them directly because their website price was £315. Now they can do it through a broker for £210 plus the £35 fee!

And it's a clunker - a bloomin old DAF! Pack your thermals - I think you'll need them...

Wide awake boy!

Hell, a van's a van! It's snowing in Scotland so the thermals are getting packed anyway!

No, a Transit's a van - a DAF is a disaster!

Tis not, it's a van - unless it's a high top, then I'm walking!!

Looks like you are walking then!

S'OK, I've got new boots!

Hey you!

I just got your text! I you lots and lots and lots too!

You don't need to worry about this morning - you were tired and late and everything was a big rush. I don't mind missing a tissy every now and again.

Are you having a good day? Or is it all rubbish now you've gone back to work?

Hey boy! Not doing a huge amount - I prepared well for my absence so not even gotta do the spreadsheet til later. Gonna come home for lunch in a bit, I'm starving!

back to you!