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Secret Heavenly Business

Post 1

Researcher 140051

Hello ox smiley - tongueout


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Post 2

ox

Hello, God! I'm truly honored! Thanks for stopping by this corner of the universesmiley - smiley

What's up, Oh Eternal One?


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Post 3

Researcher 140051

Very busy reeking havoc.

smiley - smiley


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Post 4

ox

Uh, oh...You make me nervous when you do that...


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Post 5

Researcher 140051

It's very top sectret.
And I need your help ox.

I want you to go find SATAN.
Tell him I sent you.
And that I want to talk with him.

Can you do that for me?


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Post 6

ox

Hmmm...let me see what I can dig up.


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Post 7

ox

Might this be the chap you had in mind? http://www.h2g2.com/F26140?thread=74586&post=575933 Finding this researcher's page requires a bit more digging...


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Post 8

ox

I believe this is our steamy fellow:



http://www.h2g2.com/U149868


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Post 9

Researcher 140051

Well done ox. you shall be rewarded.

now go offer yourself as a burnt sacrifice.

smiley - fish


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Post 10

ox

Nah...I'm a Buddhistsmiley - smiley


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Post 11

Researcher 140051

WHAT!?

oh well then, screw it.

good-bye.


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Post 12

ox

Well!!! That doesn't exclude reverence for an Omnipotent Being!!!

smiley - smiley


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Post 13

Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor

Hi ox.
The person you have been conversing with here was not GOD as we knew him. {Matt Kershaw}. Matt has left h2g2. The person posting here was Mr.Indifferent, and I am having a hard time tracking down all the people he's contacted, claiming to be GOD, when I could be utelizing my time in a lot better ways, such as greeting newcomers. I suppose Mr.Indifferent thinks he's being very clever or funny, but he's neither to me. I don't suppose he cares, either.
Sorry you were taken in ox.
You were not the only one.

*hugs*
AGB


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Post 14

ox

Thanks for taking the time, GB. I thought it was strange but went along with it anyway.

Why did Matthew leave?

*always hugs for GBsmiley - smiley*


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Post 15

Researcher 140051

yOU FOLKS SHOULD TAKE IT EASY.

NO WANDER everyone LEAVEs THIS PLACE.

EVEYONE'S ALL UP-TIght


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Post 16

ox

Hmmm...actually, I have noticed a few stressed out people lately. LET 'EM STAY THAT WAY! RL is strange enough.. at least mine is ~ heh heh heh ~


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Post 17

Researcher 140051

I DON'T CARE IF THEY ARE OR NOT!

I DON'T CARE WHAT THEY THINK!

I DON'T CARE THAT THEY HATE ME!

I DON'T CARE THAT THEY DON'T CARE THAT I HATE THEM!



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