h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hello ox

Hello, God! I'm truly honored! Thanks for stopping by this corner of the universe

What's up, Oh Eternal One?

Very busy reeking havoc.

Uh, oh...You make me nervous when you do that...

It's very top sectret.
And I need your help ox.

I want you to go find SATAN.
Tell him I sent you.
And that I want to talk with him.

Can you do that for me?

Hmmm...let me see what I can dig up.

Might this be the chap you had in mind? http://www.h2g2.com/F26140?thread=74586&post=575933 Finding this researcher's page requires a bit more digging...

I believe this is our steamy fellow:



http://www.h2g2.com/U149868

Well done ox. you shall be rewarded.

now go offer yourself as a burnt sacrifice.

Nah...I'm a Buddhist

WHAT!?

oh well then, screw it.

good-bye.

Well!!! That doesn't exclude reverence for an Omnipotent Being!!!

Hi ox.
The person you have been conversing with here was not GOD as we knew him. {Matt Kershaw}. Matt has left h2g2. The person posting here was Mr.Indifferent, and I am having a hard time tracking down all the people he's contacted, claiming to be GOD, when I could be utelizing my time in a lot better ways, such as greeting newcomers. I suppose Mr.Indifferent thinks he's being very clever or funny, but he's neither to me. I don't suppose he cares, either.
Sorry you were taken in ox.
You were not the only one.

*hugs*
AGB

Thanks for taking the time, GB. I thought it was strange but went along with it anyway.

Why did Matthew leave?

*always hugs for GB*

yOU FOLKS SHOULD TAKE IT EASY.

NO WANDER everyone LEAVEs THIS PLACE.

EVEYONE'S ALL UP-TIght

Hmmm...actually, I have noticed a few stressed out people lately. LET 'EM STAY THAT WAY! RL is strange enough.. at least mine is ~ heh heh heh ~

I DON'T CARE IF THEY ARE OR NOT!

I DON'T CARE WHAT THEY THINK!

I DON'T CARE THAT THEY HATE ME!

I DON'T CARE THAT THEY DON'T CARE THAT I HATE THEM!