h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*A small, sheepish door opens and a small (well, large), sheepish Xenomorph walks in. He grins a small, sheepish grin. Boy, am I embarrased.*

Uh...hi...people. Uhm...just thought I'd sssay...sssorry if I upset anyone. Uh. Ssso...yeah. There we go. *Hangs head. Walks into a corner, nimbly hopping over a TAK-tomato, and crouches into a small, sorry, spiny lump.*

Apology accepted

by the way, where did all these TAK-Tomatoes come from? I didn't order them.

*sea shrugs*

[sea] they may have fallen out of my pocket without me noticing...

entire steaks, TAK-tomatoes... just what exactly DO you carry around in your pockets all day?

*sea pulls open her pocket. NYC peers inside, and falls in because of some strange gravitational pull*

[sea] oh, dammit.... not again.

*sea reaches deep into her pocket and pulls NYC out by his foot. she sets him on the floor. his eyes are wide as saucers*

I... I... I have seen the gates of oblivion...

*NYC passes out on the floor*

Never heard it called that before...

~Glares~
I hope you were NOT insinuating what I think you were insinuating, Uncle Heavy.

[sea] i am personally insulted. and very much embarassed. i really hope you're not saying what i THINK you're saying. and i would NEVER...

well /I/ was taking about the depths of her /pocket/... I don't know WHERE your mind was, UH...

I'm sorry if I actually insulted anyone with that.

I just found it paralysingly funny.

I hope you weren't really insulted

[aside]
sea is. IRL I'm not. don't worry about it.
[/aside]

That's lucky.

*Giguschild snickers to himself and gets up. Met by a fierce glare from sea, he crouches back down again.*

btw, I don't know if anyone's suggested this, on h2g2 at least, but how about Thunderbirds versus Predator for a match up? Now *that* I would watch!

If you steal by good ideas, my son, it will be a TAK tomato for you.

Yadda, yadda, idea copyright UH and so on

[sea] no, no, no. anything you post on h2g2 is now copyright h2g2.

nonononono. Anything I've invented is mine. Including Aliens Vs Predator Vs Thunderbirds on Tracey Island

Just lets not have another legal battle. Both are true, though.