h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

You can never be early or late when the time is always 10:58

well well, fancy meeting you here



how's your wrist today btw??

It only hurts when I squeeze it
So I won't do that!!

But I do have an ache in my shoulder and driving is uncomfortable

A little time will cure it I suppose.

You can never be early or late when the time is always 10:58


I've just realised I should have been a poet or a songster

I noticed that - you should come and join us on the Limerick thread with that talent ... or maybe you already do and I've just missed you

Hope the bad wrist isn't on your drinking arm ...

Don't worry about that

If I had no arms I would soon learn to pick up a pint with my feet

glad to hear it ... can't let a little thing like having no arms put you off your pint

It would be that I would miss the most ands ands of course.


But I would still be able to

strangely I would miss a nice too ... not a beer drinker these days but I do like a nice glass of (or 2)

s and s would definitely be out tho

Well, lets hope the ol' wrist improves then and avoid the need for amputation and subsequently a life devoid of s s and

A way would be found no matter what


I don't realy drink a lot these days.

The last few times I've been to the pub have been to see off old workmates who have left my previouse employer


Still a nice drop of merlot would never go amiss.

I doubt you get a lot of time for drinking

I like a glass some evenings ... you can always tell - when the spelling gets a bit more awry than usual - but not Every evening - no fun drinking on your own

You know every xmass I get whisky given to me by someone or other and I very rarely touch the stuff.
I normaly give it away.


The last time I opened a bottle was to try to get rid of a toothache.
It might have worked, dut I was too drunk to tell
I still have the rest of it untouched.

I'm not under the afluence of incapole though theople pink I am

I'm not a great spirit drinker myself - the odd gin is quite nice for a change but can take or leave the rest of it .... I tend to fall over too quickly to drink anything that strong

It all depends on how I feel.
Sometimes I can get drunk on a couple of pints.
Other times I have been known to drink all night and plenty of it and not get completely wrecked

think it depends on lots of things other than the amount of alcohol consumed .... many years ago I went to watch a girlfriend play in a darts match, had half a pint of lager and had to be practically carried to the car .... took a long time to live that one down

What frame of ming you're in has a lot to do with it.

And the occasion

I can drink a lot more at parties and get togethers than just a night out

That was supposed to be frame of mind

but frame of ming might do just as well

I like that, frame of ming ... you made me smile with that

Well, I'm gonna get some s now m'dear - that's assuming I can find the in' off button tonight

Have a good day tomorrow - catch up soon