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Here comes Santa Claus... here comes Santa Claus...
Posted Dec 8, 2003
All of my 
pals have hooked up a new computer for me, so, again, I shall descend here to spead the holiday cheer! 
So, who wants to feed the reindeer first?
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*wakes up*
Posted Nov 29, 2002
What time is it? November already? 
Where's my breakfast?
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Latest reply: Nov 29, 2002
Well its that time of year again!
Posted Dec 18, 2001
The sleigh has had its MOT test and the Reindeers have just finished their eight week intensive training at an exclusive high altitude retreat in the Urrals.
So here we go...
Toys... Check!
Maps... Check!
List of who has been bad and good... Check!
Hipflask... Check!
Sandwiches... Check!
GPS handset... Check!
Mobile Phone... Check!
Looks like I am just about ready! 
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Latest reply: Dec 18, 2001
I hope you've all been very good this year.
Posted Dec 15, 2000
Well, have you?
I can find out you know. 
If you've been flaming people in the fora it all gets back to me. And no, I won't overlook it, just because it's Christmas. So if you're one of those irritating little wotsits who likes to misbehave and thinks that it won't catch up with you "just because you're on the internet" then you're sadly mistaken. Oh yes, deary me.
Mr FC is catching up with the times, I can tell you. No more Mr Nice Guy. Three black marks, and that's it, straight out of the Christmas book. No recounts. No rethinks. So just remember that or it's coal for you!!
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Latest reply: Dec 15, 2000
h2g2 - a very cool place...
Posted Dec 17, 1999
which suits the reindeer very well.
I am very pleased to be a Researcher at h2g2 - this wonderful Guide to Life, the Universe and Everything. I am looking forward to contributing to the Guide. have a great deal of wisdom to impart , I am nearly 150 years old, you know.
The Editors of h2g2, Mark, Peta and Anna seem to be very nice people. They have invited me along to their Christmas party in London this evening, so I am just about to go and harness the reindeers. 
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Latest reply: Dec 17, 1999
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