This is a Journal entry by Santa
I hope you've all been very good this year.
Santa Started conversation Dec 15, 2000
Well, have you?
I can find out you know. 
If you've been flaming people in the fora it all gets back to me. And no, I won't overlook it, just because it's Christmas. So if you're one of those irritating little wotsits who likes to misbehave and thinks that it won't catch up with you "just because you're on the internet" then you're sadly mistaken. Oh yes, deary me.
Mr FC is catching up with the times, I can tell you. No more Mr Nice Guy. Three black marks, and that's it, straight out of the Christmas book. No recounts. No rethinks. So just remember that or it's coal for you!!
*adjusts her halo*
coelacanth Posted Dec 16, 2000
Hi Santa! I've been a very good h2g2 fish I promise. No flaming, ranting or anything. Just been having fun. 
*adjusts her halo*
Santa Posted Dec 18, 2000
Well in that case, climb onto my lap you too and let me know what you would like for Christmas.
*adjusts her halo*
coelacanth Posted Dec 18, 2000
Well actually Santa, a sit on your lap is all I've wanted for a long time. 
*climbs up and gets very comfy*
But, seeing as you've asked... can I have a blue fish smiley please?
Key: Complain about this post
I hope you've all been very good this year.
More Conversations for Santa
Write an Entry
"The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is a wholly remarkable book. It has been compiled and recompiled many times and under many different editorships. It contains contributions from countless numbers of travellers and researchers."