h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

well, i already welcomed you on your OTHER new page
-so no more Brownies for you-
but HELLO HELLO again, and i got a kick out of your Great intro!!!!!!!!!



Saint Zax*

hmmm, are you a real Saint?

or a robotic saint?

Fear the Nutter, for he IS a real person. I have to suffer the evil incantations and violent tempers on an almost daily basis.

but at least he doesn't have a beard.

I propose that I be made a new saint - perhaps a saint of all things apathetic....how about me changing my name from Baked Lad to Saint Neccessairly So?

Regards,

Baked 'Un

Aaah my lad, such a deliciously tormented soul!!

Ooops.. mike's on...



Well my child.. sainthood takes effort.. and a couple of miracles.. but takest thou on a pilgrimage to the Church of the Electric Cross.

Thereupon to pay homage to, bribe, wheedle, bat eyelashes at, lick the boots of, and/or blackmail GOD -almighty.

His not-quite-so-holiness will certainly be benevolent enough to grant you Angel status... Sainthood comes later...


Myself, *Aaaaahh* I'm working toward Archangeldom... hehe...

Saint Zax
Patron Saint of the
True Brownie and Drunken Indulgence
very real, non metallic

-that is a great name tho...

well, its a start I guess.

always wanted to fly.

crikey, now I'm having sweets thrown at me by the dark one (nutter). I need devine help from the dark one!

Well c'mon over then! We'd love to see ya... you'll find links and more from my page... i'd paste them over for you, but that goes against my other religion...
Weekendism... where W*RK is the first of the 2 great evils!

c'mon, don't be shy!

how's it going?

Don't do it!
Don't let the evil one into the church...
He has been known to work on weekends...
I've seen it myself.
He does... THINGS... at the weekend..
He mends fences.. He makes food for his family...
He is dangerous.
And he has spikey hair...
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

Well, GOd's back in town, and he's giving out Sainthoods... still need to do a bit of pandering, but the minimum's been lowered quite drastically! come on over and tell them i sent you! I'll vouch for you too...

I can just see it.. Saint Widescreen... patron saint of The Whole Picture... LOL! and if you want that one, you need to give me credit for it when you ask... it's one of my better ones!

I dunno about Saint the Baked one.. that sounds sorta off...maybe The Baked Saint... patron of Smokey Situations? something like that.. dunno... come on over...!

Saint Zax:*

*Heart and Soul

hey you nuts! are you still around? are you gonna come by and say hi? what've you been up to????

widescreen needs to consider the Church of Weekendism i think...

ok, well, i really hope you write to let me know how you're getting on!!

Sorry I haven't called in Zax. Been mucho busyosi. Lots of people and things to corrupt... I'm sure you'll understand.
I will visit the Church someday soon. Once I have rid myself forever of the Baked One - fouls spawn of Beans that he is!
Ah well. Much to do. These things don't corrupt themselves you know.
Widescreen

LOL! i'm glad you're still popping in, tho... i'm sort of on hiatus myself. maybe we'll reun into each other sometime in a few years and say, "gee! don't i know you??" ROFL!

Have fun!
hey! do ya like this new format they've got? pretty cool!
~Z