h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

You got it, babe! CHEERS!!

BTW, YES is coming to Saratoga!! Tix aren't on sale yet, but I'm getting some ASAP. I think it's in June, check out the 'about classic rock site' http://classicrock.about.com/blconc.htm

Is there any barbecue left?
Is there any beer left?
Is there any laughing gas left?
I hate showing up at parties late!

Further clarification on the definition of and etymology of Boonies:

Boonies: slang (1956) Boondocks
Boondocks: (circa 1909) 1) Rough country filled with dense brush 2) a rural area

Boondocks comes from the Tagalog word Bundok meaning Mountain

Tagalog: a person from central Luzon, or their language
Luzon: Island in the North Phillipines

This is probably a lot more than you needed to know...did I mention I've been told I was a lot of fun at parties?

But now you can tell your friends that you know the Tagalog word for mountain. It could be worth a beer. Maybe not.

LOL. I'll remember that one, Gavroche. cloughie, a friend of mine gave me a tape of Yes from their last tour. They played a lot of old stuff. Jon Anderson dedicated one song to his wife, Jane. When he did "Olias of Sunhillow", his wife was Jennifer. I guess even amongst romantics, love is transitional. BTW, he played harp on "Awaken". When I saw him do it in concert, I thought he was an angel. I'm listening to "Foxtrot" right now.

HIGH ALICAT!!!!!WEEEEE...good beer, good food...it's a partyn' mood!!!

PANDORA is spinning around in circles watching her homemade 'box' kite
(what else?) go higher & higher!!! This is fun! And the tank of gas NEVER empties...it's magical! I bought it for $100 back in 1988 at a Concert from some guy wearing bell bottoms and a ZZ Top Tee-Shirt! Here, pass it around...let's everybody laugh. I have an rX from Dr. Feelgood. The instructions read: Breath, breath in the air...don't be afraid to care. May be taken by mouth PRN. (As needed)
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Hello fellow Hikers! I'm so glad you could see me!!! WINK!!!
Never could hold my suds...if I get to silly, just stick me in the back of the car. I brought my sleeping bag...& it's a double wide!!!
BIG SLOW WINK! I'm a Happy Camper! Free LOVE BEADS, IF YOU DID'NT GET THEM ON THE BUS...COME & GET 'EM NOW!!! I'm over here...Pandora...

Hi guys, I'm back from my little snooze. I knew that too many beers would do probably make me pass out, but what the hey.
Pandora, course we didn't kick you out - we were just having a good convo waiting for everyone else to arrive.
And Cloughie, no we're not all "rough around the edges" - its just a marketing/tourism ploy to make the rest of the world think that it might be worthwhile to visit the place to have a laugh (in the meantime, we kick people like croc dundee out of the country for giving us a bad reputation!!!). You should know that anyway - don't you guys get "Neighbours" over there - oh hang on, it's the UK that's crazy about that show not the US. (It's all a crock anyway!!!)
As for living in the city, I don't actually. My "suburb" is on the fringe of the city in the hills (kind of halfway between being in the country and in a normal suburb). At the moment its kind of trendy to do that (worst luck), but its kind of cool going to work in the city, cos the train I catch winds through all the hills and country before it comes down into the city - great view - all the tourists like to ride my train cos of that, but I get to every day HA HA!
What a long spiel - I'm thirsty now. Anyone got some decent tequila - I've had enough of your beer. (As Monty Python says: American beer is like making love in a canoe....... - you can figure the rest out yourselves!!!)
Still got your twelve string out, Cloughie - I've brought my sax this time, since Zax isn't here!!

Pandora, again. What I ment to say was...I don't usually arise 'til the 'crack of NOON'!!! Too much laughing gas...what am I saying?!? There's no such thing!!!

Hey, lindy Loo...I'll gladly share my 'ta-kill-ya' with you. It's the
REAL thing! I get 1/2 the worm...everybody else will have to arm wrestle for the other 1/2!!! WEEEEEEEEEE!!! High as my kite..........
CHEERS!!!............Pandora (STILL SPINNING!!!)WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

too cool!!! don't worry - I'll gladly let you have the worm all to yourself!
hey, since all the guys have bugged out on us, how bout sharing this with me
*reaches behind back and pulls out bottle of home-made sambuca*
ever done shots off the table, no hands??!

LOL. WooHoo! I think women just naturally like to party. Have either of you had a liquer called "Tequila Rose"? It's pink and creamy and utterly wonderful. I tried it for the first time a couple of weeks ago. It's not as potent as the real stuff, though. Cheers, Dears.

Hey there my 'Twisted Sisters', never herd of either of those drinks,
but I'll try ANYthing three or four times. I'm not sure what's ment by,"drinks off the bar". I've had guys drink shots out of my belly button though 8) WEEEEEEEEE!!! L.L., the worm is the BEST part!!! I
would'nt dare eat a whole one! Usually it's cut into four pieces...
but being an old hand at this, I'll do half. I'm sure SOMEbody MUST
want some worm!!!8)~ Thanks for sharing ladies! The guys REALLY don't know what they're missing! A few more shots & I'll break out the finger cymbles & we'll all Belly Dance! As long as it's not country music...my belly will rock & roll to it! Care to join me?!?
Still spinning...Pandora

Sounds good, Pan. LOL You're really good at this.

WOW!! I knew I shouldn't have left a bunch of wild women like you guys alone!! Sorry to desert you for so long, I had a bunch of IRL stuff to do, and I just wasn't into the online thing for a bit. But it's another weekend, and I'm pretty much free(except for a few things I have to do for my 'true love', but other than that I'm all yours. And let me tell you what, I KNOW HOW TO HAVE FUN AT A PARTY!!

WE KNOW HOW TO HAVE FUN AT A PARTY...DON'T WE LADIES??? 8) Cloughie,
I know this is your place and all...but so far...you're just sort of,
WELL...ALL TALK AND NOOOOOOOOOO ACTION!! We're WAY ahead of you!
I think you need a couple strands of love beads, a shot of each of our treats, and a good whiff of laughing gas! It's okay, honest! I'm almost a doctor! Want some worm?!?~ 8) STILL SPINNING! Pandora
And Honey...you aint seen wild! (yet)

OK I'm back, and I'll take one of each, but I want an EXTRA large ballon full on nitrous!! I'm here to party for a while, but can we move it to the guide entry? : http://www.h2g2.com/A307649

Thanks, I'll see you all there!

oops, I meant http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?thread=49239&forum=38394

That's a little closer.

I'M THERE...PANDORA...STILL SPINNING...

Hi guys - I'm still here too (well, phasing in and out anyway!)
Us girls really do know how to party - pity you guys keep ditching us!!
Hey Pan - guess I should have explained what doing "shots off the table is" - you fill a shot glass full of whatever, put it down on the edge of the table (where you can reach it), put your hands behind your back, then drink the entire shot by holding the glass in your mouth, and tilting your head back and swallowing the lot!!! and no, you can't spill any (or drop the glass!) - if you do you have to go again. It's a good party trick to do to impress!! (gives you a good headspin as well!)
are you game to try?

AM 'I' GAME ROTFL!!! LET'S PUT A TOUCH OF RUM ON TOP AND LIGHT IT ON FIRE FRIST!!! Please be a dear and hold my hair back...last time I did this...well, let's just say,"ouch! Thanks WoWoW0Wwwyyyy!!!" *tears
form in Pandy's eyes* "Smooth...cough, sniff, sniff, Ooooo Okay,
who's next?!?" Pandora's waiting..."NEXT?"

I'm up next, Pan.

OKAY Alicat...on the count of three...*Pan lights the shot for alicat*
Get Ready, One...Two...Three...GO Girlfriend!!!