h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

The barbecue is on!! Stop in at my house and I'll feed you and give you beer! See Guide Entries below vvvvv:-o

Am I invited, or did I detect you having a major dummy spit a few days ago????

you certainly are invited Lindy Loo, but what's a dummy spit??

Another one of our mysterious aussie colloquialisms - basically means I'm pissed off/had enough/lost my temper etc etc - hence the dummy spit across the room!!! or as Cartman would say "screw you guys, I'm going home"

DON'T GO HOME!!! I need someone to help drink all of this beer!!!

Oh - Okay I won't.
Anyway, I wasn't talking about me going home - just trying to explain what a dummy spit is!!!!!
As in baby gets upset, "ptoooh", "WHAAAAAAAHHHH!!!" etc etc.
(very poor sound effects I know - but hey, what do you expect from someone who is perpetually upside down)
As for the beer - well hey - I'm there!!!!

So, the baby is the dummy? I still don't quite get it, but I do get the drift. BTW, I've always like Aussie girls, do you look anything like Olivia Newton John? rotflol!

AAAAHHHHHHH! Are you aware that's one of the biggest insults possible down here?

I said it only in jest. I'm sorry if I offended you. NOW I know that it's an insult(i should have guessed).

That's okay, I forgive you. You weren't to know.
Actually I look a bit like neve campbell (or so people say - can't see the resemblence much myself).
So what do you get up to when you're not on h2g2?

Well, if you've looked at my page you know that I like flying toys. I don't mind working, but I've taken the past few months off to find a decent job and work on my new(February 1st) computer. I'm working on my website (flying toys links-what else?) and my car is getting repaired so I can get a job with a commute(I live in the 'boonies')

Hello Cloughie, Thank you for inviting me. Here's a tank of N 2/ O
(also known as laughing gas) I never leave home without it! I find it handy if you break a bone while partying, just breath some in & forget about it! You can ALWAYS go to the hospital AFTER the BBQ! Why
waste a perfectly good day?!? It also comes in handy if a guest has a bit too much beer & starts to cry about lost love, or some such thing!
Just gas 'em! (SMILE) I brought my six string Fender acoustic. And there's a nice keyboard in the trunk of my car. Here are my keys...I hope you won't mind if I sleep here. I'll curl up in the backseat of my car when my verbs turn into nouns & so forth. (WINK) I love meeting new people! WARNING: BECOMES OVERLY FRIENDLY WHEN COSUMING MASS QUANTITIES OF ALCOHOL!!! I also brought a stack of name tags...the ones trimmed in GREEN have: AVAILABLE written on them & the RED ones
read: NOT. There's room to write your name too. Here's a tin of pens.
Just incase somebody wants to actually put their name on a tag. I figure the color coding will eliminate confusion when we get to the point of not being able to read! I'll just set these things on the table next to the can marked 'DONATIONS'. I'll just be over there sitting in the sun! Let the BBQ begin! Pandora

Ummm "Boonies"?????? Please explain.

WOW, two babes at my house!! I can't believe it!! OK, Lindy Loo, the boonies is out in the country, not near town. Pandora, what can I say, but it's nice to meet you (i still haven't been to your page, but I will in the next lull). I HATE NAME TAGS - if you can't remember someone's name, they can't be too important to you.

shhh - don't tell everyone - otherwise they'll all want to come, and it just wouldn't be the same, would it?
so you're out in the country huh? have weez got us some mighty fine roadkill for that thar barbeeecue?? I's can even rustle up some fine possum stew so's we's can be feeding all them thar chilblains as well.
Hey, Betty-Sue, you leave poor Billy-Bob alone now you hears!!! Get them thar stinging nettles out them overall pants o' his!!!

ROTFLOL!!! I'm not quite THAT far out in the country!!

I don't mind if they all come, the more the merrier !!

BTW, I can't believe that it's 1:00 AM here, and 4:00PM? where you are, Lindy Loo, isn't that cool?

*giggles hysterically*
I know you're not that far out in the country, but hey, couldn't pass up an opportunity like that now, could I??!! (specially after the olivia thing)
anyway, what does ROTFLOL mean? Please explain.
Actually, where I am it's 2.30pm at the moment. (I live in Adelaide which is a bit behind Sydney/Melbourne time)
But you're right - it is cool!! Which leads me to ask, how come you're up at such an ungodly hour?! I don't know, maybe I'm getting old (at the ripe old age of 28), but I kind of like being all snuggled up in beddybyes by that time.
Speaking of time and such - what day is it there? It's Wednesday here, and I've just come back to work after a 5 day long weekend (yaaayy Public Holidays!!!)

ROTFLOL means 'rolling on the floor, laughing out loud'(chatspeak). It is now 1:12 AM Wednesday morning, and yesterday(Tuesday) was the first sunny day we've had here in a week or so!! I had such a great day, I did a lot of work around the house(mowed the lawn, cleaned up the place), and then I went out with my dog and threw the boomerang(I'm not joking), and flew my remote control glider. Me nad Barn(my dog) had a ball!!

Sounds cool - almost the same as what I did here!
Is your dog as stupid as mine? I've got an "intellectually challenged" siberian husky x border collie. She's got the worst traits out of both breeds!!! She's so dumb that when you give her a bonio (aussie for "dog biscuit") she buries the damn thing, yet if you give her a real bone she'll leave it on the front doorstep for you to go A over T. Then she'll try to dig up the bonio, only to find that its dissolved in the ground, but she'll still spend the next 3/4 of an hour snuffling around in the dirt going "I'm sure I can smell the thing somewhere around here"!!!
Didn't know that you guys had boomerangs over there - do you get vegemite too?

OK. 1st, my dog is the smartest dog in the world. He can catch anything you want to throw. He chews on bones 'till they disintegrate. He is a mutt(pitbull and white shepherd?), and has been the best dog I have ever had. He is always ready to play, yet he understands when I don't want to(after a while).

2nd: I have always loved boomerangs. We have them here, but they're not as popular as Frisbee or Hacky Sack. The boomerang that I play with with my dog is just an Aerobie deal. It makes a real wide circle, so sometimes it doesn't make it around. Barney is always there to bring it back. So my boomerang ALWAYS comes back!!

3rd: I'm not sure what 'vegemite' is . I like 'hummus'(a chick pea based paste that's made with Tahini and garlic(among other things). What is 'vegemite' really?