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Hi! I'm Tony!

In the immortal words of Stuart Allan Jones:

'I'm queer; I'm gay; I homosexual. I'm a poof, I'm a poofter; I'm a ponce! I'm a bum-boy, baddie-boy, backside-artist, b****r - I'm bent. I am that arse-bandit, I lift those shirts. I'm a faggot-arse, fudge-packing, s**t-stabbing up-hill gardener. I dine at the downstairs restaurant; I dance at the other end of the ballroom; I am Moses at the parting of the red cheeks! I f**k and I am f**ked; I suck and I am sucked; I rim them and I w**k them and every single man's had the f**king time of their life! And I'm not a pervert.'

...and I'm here to inject a little bit of equality onto this website!

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Please take a look at M2M2 - the h2g2 Lesbian, Bisexual and Gay area. Contributions are always welcome!


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