THE MAGIC WALRUS IS HERE
Slopping and flabbing about in the cold sea of ignorance, discontent and dead haddock, he fights lethargy and conceit with his twin tusks of brutal honesty and meaningless metaphor. Hauling himself up on the frozen ice of the Millennium, he squints sourly at The Dome and cries defiantly 'There must be more to protopsychology than THIS!' |  | Languishing on the ageing floes, drifting driftily towards his own inescapable doom, he finds little or no comfort in BBC Radio Nothing, anything on ITV or in taking his pet sea-lion for a quiet slaughter in the Baltic. |
Desperate, he turns (once in a while) to....h2g2. Walrus-like (of course) he lies back and thinks of how it's only just begun, this series of lessons the dolphins left him to teach.....
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