h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

i may be evil but i'm a nice person and i don't appreciate being spoken to in such a tone
and the word wibble is just being put to a decent use.
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That is not a decent use. It is using it for something useful as opposed to the irrelevant.

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Awwww, Clelba...

Nothing wrong with being evil, I'm just doing my Thingite job.

And there's no decency in calling Wednesday anything but Wednesday!

WIBBLE!

Ottox's Thingite job is, of course, to be evil to ither Thingites... I just do it unofficially...

Wednesday is Wednesday!

Wibble is Wibble!
Yay! Wibble!

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everything is anything!
anything is everything!
whatever it is, it is whatever!
i think i might shut up now!
or maybe not!
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Oh, you did shut up then.

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yeh, well, what you gonna do about it? eh? eh?

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I'm going to sit here winking because I have a nervous twitch in my right eyelid.



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are you *sure* it's not your left eyelid?
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I'm absolutely positive. This smiley is what it looks like in a mirror.

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now why is that?
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Because it's looking the the other way to me.

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but...but...but...you're logic is corrupt! wait, no...my logic is corrupt!
erm...
the whole world's logic is corrupt!
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I'd agree with the last bit.

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Rearranging logic to suit your own depreaved needs, I don't know, it's disgraceful it is

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You'd never catch *me* doing that

I'm sure.

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The key part of that being 'caught'

You didn't say 'caught' until just then.

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