h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Why? Because you bally well deserve one too, that's why!

Here, drinks, food and what not on the house, courtesy of CT Industries.

Happy... Happy Fan Club Opening, my friend!

Yay!!

And look!
Subject: The Ming Mang Fan Club
Posted 42 Minutes Ago by Prof. C. Tonks

Yay 42!

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Ah yes. Now, see, that was careful planning on my part.

*Teleports some *

Would you like the taste of alcohol removed? I'm going to do it to mine.

Yeah yeah.

Nah, I'll stick with thanks. You don't happen to have any do you?

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But of course!

*Teleports some with a swish of his hand.*

There you go.

Thanks!

*looks around*
Bit empty in here isn't it? I wonder if there's an echo?

*shouts*
Boo!

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Don't worry: once word gets around that you have a fan club, the h2g2 minions will come a-flocking, if that's a term I may use.

*A few moments later...*

Boo!

Is this some sort of big chamber?

I'm sure they will, yes.

I have absolutely no idea. Perhaps we ought to go and have a proper look around?

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Do you have any idea how many fans you have?

*Shines flashlight, as he is imagining the room to be dark.*

I can't see any walls!

So far a grand total of one.


Perhaps this is a different take on a bottomless pit? A wallless pit? Is wallless even a word?

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OK, one official one, yes. But out there, in the great wide expanse that is h2g2...

Possibly... lookis funny with three ells.

Haven't a clue.

It does. But walless doesn't look right either. And wall-less doesn't either.

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Well you should have, considering the sheer number of people you talk to on h2g2.

I doubt it's a wrd then.
In the German language you can make up any word whether it exists or not, at least so it's always looked to me. 'Wandlos' would be wall-less, even though the word probably doesn't exist.

Why should I think "Oh, they might be a fan" ?

Possibly.
*considers fetching her dictionary*

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Because certain people talk to you more than others, perhaps?

I would do myself, but I can't be bothered to leave my seat.
And anyway, your dictionary is more comprehensive than mine.

Sure. That could mean they're bored and have nothing better to do.

Yep. Especially if you still have that Websters one.

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I seem to doubt that would be it.

Certainly I still have it.

Really?

Yeesh. Why?

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Why certainly.

Well, why not? It's a dictionary...

Wow.

An american dictionary...

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