h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hiya,

Thought you might enjoy having a word with this chap:-

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Particularly:-

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and

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Or even his proclamation of brilliance:-

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Made me laugh

Actually the main feeling I get when I read his drivel is bowl-of-petunias-syndrome. "Oh no, not again".

But... I've posted something. Got an image to maintain, and all that.



H.

I was wondering who set the rotty on to Matmilne.

Bit over the top bro, sledgehammers and walnuts spring to mind.

Great, so I'm a sledgehammer and a rottweiler now, am I?

Look at me, I'm monkey boy, wind me up and point me at the moron if you wanna see them sliced and diced!

Maybe it's a symptom of age (35!) or possibly just online experience (five years? or is it sixteen? depends how you count...) but I really am getting ficking suck of the shooting-fish-in-a-barrel act. Della and her whelps are getting more boring by the day, and matty here is simply a pale imitation of "Playboy Reporter" from way back when.

What depresses me most is we don't have a good antagonist any more. I mean, where are the mind-bendingly nutty alledgedly ex-Mossad multiple-personalityfied nutbars when you're running short of entertainment on a boring, slightly drunk Wednesday evening? Now THAT'S entertainment.

H.

And you know what? I was wrong. That's *still* entertainment - months or years after you assume someone has surely by now tired of following your every online move and has perhaps shifted their attention to another obsession, you mention them obliquely in passing. And hey presto! Within less than *half an hour* there's an email from them in your inbox, complete with copy of your posting made 22 minutes after you posted it. Quantum uncertainty be damned - *some* parts of the universe *I* observe are quite solidly deterministic, even after YEARS where one might have normally expected the effect to have diminished.

See that's why I find Della and clan so dull - her brand of vituperation, obsession and stalking is so... *amateurish* compared to what I'm used to.

H.

Wow that's some first class stalkers you've got.

The thing I really admire about Appy is his loyalty no matter how many times he gets a whuppin he still comes back. That's love or demeted attachment

And if you want moronic antagonising, I can quite happily step up a gear or two if required.

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