h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

OOOOOOOH! AN EXAM! I pity you O Cracy Man!
Great people like you should have to take exams!

Hail CM!

So have any of you seen the letters Å or Ø?
Ecsept from that jerk, that complete asshole; Nobody!

´s for all. Weekend, finally!

everyone.

surely you mean "never have to take exams"?

Yes,sire! sorry you exelency!
Come to think of it, no one should have to take exams!
This is the work of the devil! Just as the violin and playing cards, there all the work of Belsibub, creator of sinds!

from the clutches of satan, children, or be forever tormented in the eternal flames of Hell!



Of course there could not ba a devil if there is no God, so.... bye bye mr. Devil. Without good there can be no evil. Without evil there can be no good!!!

....

Do you know what that means?
We can do whatever we want!

Let´s rob the post office!

Hey wait! If there is no law or order, there can be no money value!!!
But there is always candy, drugs and alcohle. Let´s mix ém!

What's wrong with violins and playing cards?

Nothing! But don´t come crawling to me when the devil drags you down to hell!

Just kidding of course!(or am I?)

Kooky....

Crazy Man

Think I'd be in hell anyway Leban9...

Yeah, you don´t freeze in the winter time.
It might be awful cold sitting on a cloud in January.

Hail CM, his wisdom preseedes all!!!

everyone!

I've heared that in heaven you have to work,
and in hell they just relax and in the heat.
(and maybe you can't have sex in heaven)

So, everybody, go to hell, because that's a nice place to stay.

Yeah, cus in heaven there so little people and so much to do!
In hell there are so many people that theres almost to little to do!

Yes, and my oppinion of satan is that he is lazy!
And maybe all the pornstars goes to hell!!!

Sounds like a good reason not to go. I don't want to go somewhere to be chased by ugly blokes in big moustaches

Hell does sound like a good place, esp. since those ugly blokes won't be chasing me (or if they do, they having another thing coming )

So I see we have a new member *waves* Please make yourself comfortable...

I thought of something, ice cream does not exist in hell!

Oh my god , aaarrrggghhhh we are doomed.

What makes you so sertent that they have that in heaven?
P.s. Thay might always have coolers in Hell!

Yes, they could use all the lava-energy and create huge coolers! I wonder if it's like a tropic island down there (if they got water)
I certainly hope it's a nice place, cause I have a feeling that i'm going to hell when i'm done up here....

i've seen those letters before...
good to see my smiley getting so much use

^. .^
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Guru
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Hell doesn't exist.

...and why do you say that?

Because no benevolent being would create eternal punishment for his creations.

The Bible as we know it is robbed of text that professes a belief in reincarnation. The Bible isn't just a religious text, but a political one.

Hell doesn't exist. Wal*Mart does.