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Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. Started conversation Apr 28, 2013
Hallelujah! 
He is everywhere, in the heavens and the Earth!
He is noble, abundant and fills the universe!
He can lift you into the sky!
He is invisible and yet appears to us in many forms.
He can help us to heal.
He can create and he can destroy.
Praise be - to Helium!
Lettuce Spry
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Apr 28, 2013
Blasphamy! blasphamy! they've got it blasphamy! 
oh... that's infamy isn't it? 
Infadel! infedel! 
n o n t a b l e n o n t a b l e n o n t a b l e
I had a strnage experience today with my new shiney well, quite new shiney hoover vacuum.... I discovered how to empty the dust collection bit on it 
so obvious... like it'd been hiding form me.... then revealed... in a sudden.... revalation It didn't half suck a lot more after I'd discovered this emptying it thing 
Lettuce Spry
Florida Sailor All is well with the world Posted Apr 28, 2013
2-legs! have you been cleaning your carpets by the light of day
That is ultimate blasphemy!
Has no one taught you that you may only hoover in the night?
Lettuce Spray
F 
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Lettuce Spry
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Apr 28, 2013
it was dark by the time I was using it.... took bleedin ages to get all the hair out of the brushes on the bottom of the hoover-head and empty it 
nighthoovering is more a state of mind, than a defined unit of time but I did hoover by moonlight again with all the lights in the house turned off, just the pale glow of the blue light on my wizzy new cordless hoover vacuum
Lettuce Spry
Florida Sailor All is well with the world Posted Apr 28, 2013
we will let it go this time, these time zone thingies don't help at all!
It is still to light for proper hoovering here. But I rally should learn to allow for you faulty clocks
Take care and Hoppy Froody Day!
F S
Lettuce Spry
Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. Posted Apr 29, 2013
"Has no one taught you that you may only hoover in the night?"
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