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Decision Day & Miscellany.
Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. Started conversation Sep 18, 2011
I've done my absolutely best to get this job I find out tomorrow if I was successful.
I am officially *meep* 
Separately, and on an unrelated point, hands-free sex is like really good fun. I'm still all aglow about it. 
Decision Day & Miscellany.
Vip Posted Sep 19, 2011
Hands-free has awkward connotations of mobile phone handsets, but I assume you mean something other than that! 
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Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. Posted Sep 19, 2011
*entwines limbs in complicated knots*
You assume correctly. 
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Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. Posted Sep 19, 2011
I just experienced a sudden craving for a Cadbury's Flake. 
That was random....
Perhaps I'm pregnant?
Decision Day & Miscellany.
HonestIago Posted Sep 19, 2011
Is it time to have "The Talk"? I can tell you all about the gay birds and gay bees if you need.
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Vip Posted Sep 19, 2011
Last night I did drag Mr Vip out the house so I could track down a bar of Galaxy and some white chocolate buttons. That wasn't a pregnancy craving though, that was just giving into a regular Vip-craving.
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Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. Posted Sep 19, 2011
I think we got the basics covered. 
You'll be proud - At one point I reached out and realised I had one hand on a massive crucifix that was hung low down on the wall, but it was ideal for leverage.
Them's the kind of incidental details I wouldn't just make up, y'know?
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- 1: Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. (Sep 18, 2011)
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