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Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. Started conversation Mar 28, 2010
So I lost my glasses the other day.
'How?' - good question!
I got to the science lab and realised the zip on my bag where I keep my case was hanging ominously open.
Somewhere between the car , the train, the station and the walk to college , they'd dropped out.
So I have the choice of either typing these journals out with my nose near pressed up against the screen (I hadn't realised quiet how short-sighted I'd become - was at the pub yesterday and couldn't read any of the beer taps from across the bar! And this was before we stated drinking!)
Or I can go the other route and where my prescription sunglasses, indoors, whatever the weather night or day. Which looks mighty silly but at least I can see.
Besides I've looked silly before. At least now if anyone asks I have a genuine reason.
Nno 
So 
or
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Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Posted Mar 28, 2010
silly waering glasses eh! more silly not to......... I have worned glasses for most of my life, and with great susseccessie, I can pull a women @200 yards, trouble is it's only till they get to 2-3 feet can I tell just how good looking they are 
I relly must get some new glasses I think 
RJR
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8584330 Posted Mar 28, 2010
Whenever one of my friends complains of getting wrinkles, I tell 'em I can make their wrinkles vanish in a snap. When they take the bait, I take my glasses off.
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Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. Posted Apr 2, 2010
Been measured for a new set of specs.
Apparently my right eye has deteriorated slightly but otherwise my prescription is unchanged.
I should get them back next week!
Woo!
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Opticalillusion- media mynx life would be boring without hiccups Posted Apr 3, 2010
well if it works for U2 then it could work for everyone else 
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- 1: Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. (Mar 28, 2010)
- 2: Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! (Mar 28, 2010)
- 3: 8584330 (Mar 28, 2010)
- 4: Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. (Mar 28, 2010)
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