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lhikan Started conversation Nov 30, 2004
CLIVE--I AM YOUR FATHER
(not really- im lhikan) you can call me lhikan.(pronounced lhikan) my buddy allmighty phil joined your campaign to rename *****day "thing" and i find the thingites most interesting. have you ever thought of getting together with the discordians and having a picnic or something? just wanted to let your Guruness know i exist. my regards to the thingites.
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Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. Posted Dec 1, 2004
Pleased to meet you Darth 
Who are the discordians?
And you are welcome to hang around the Thingite pages if you wish, they are all quite, quite mad, and won't mind another bod jumping in.
What is it that interests you in Thingism, may I ask? : -)
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lhikan Posted Dec 2, 2004
thank you for the invitation to one so humble as I.
as it is, the discordians are those who fallow eris, the greek goddes of chaos and discord. shes alot of fun just dont let ehr have any apples.
i once knew a man name fred but i lock him in a latern and sat an apple on his head. now hes dead. so i said by to fred.
my stuffed royal ostrich has an estimated value of 42 million dollars.
so spakith lhikan, the one who is and was a long long time ago
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