h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hi Clive!

right, talk to an Ostrich, ok! well! erm! Clive! unusual name, does it get passed down father to son, double erm!! Thingites, is this the change Thursday name 'to', above ground movement within hootoo. MMMM! ostrich with the sense to reason, yep accept that, but wingtips to keyboard maniplulation ??, do you have sharpened beak for the task, also while I'm here, could you inform me of the entry requirements to be a thingite thingy thing please Ta! thanks!. talk to an ostrich, my cockatiel will never believe me....

*wades into the stream of consciousness.*

Hello, yes indeed I am nominally in charge of that strange breed of anarchy known as Thingism (AKA: that loony bunch and their mad campaign).

Entry requirements are a sunny disposition and a loose grip on the yoke marked 'sanity'. Also one should seek to be in broad agreement with this document which sets out our aims and long-term goals:

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And yes Clive is an unusual name these days. More curious still is my avaian ancestory of struthio camelus, now struthio camelus avis. Typing is an acquired skill.
There is, naturally, a sensible explanation, but that is nowhere near as interesting as the absurd explanation, and not even half as veracious as the truth.

quick 10 sec scan, yep I,m a nutter 2 thirds there, read rest tomorrow my thanks Clive

Anytime.

Oh great and all knowing Clive, I ask for your help please. 'Marquee'. I can get up/down/L/R/ and width/height, but I am unable to place them to make square/rectangle etc, could you please'point me in the right direction'. My thanks