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random fat bird Posted Apr 22, 2002
You sad sad man
Still love ya though
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Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. Posted Apr 22, 2002
moi?
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Amy: ear-deep in novels, poetics, and historical documents. Posted Apr 23, 2002
Clive
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Apr 25, 2002
shall i grow up then shall i? i will 
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Amy: ear-deep in novels, poetics, and historical documents. Posted Apr 25, 2002
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Apr 25, 2002
oh never mind 
hi and bye. i have suppers to eat, and essays to write. 
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Amy: ear-deep in novels, poetics, and historical documents. Posted Apr 25, 2002
Ah ha... 
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ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. Posted Apr 29, 2002
*Looks around* no 
? So, what am I suppose to dive into, HUH?????
*Takes a running dive into a bar and disappears.
*
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Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. Posted Apr 29, 2002
*presses a button and a super-sloshy pool of liquid chocolate rises on a hydraulic platform.*
The chez lounge magically converts into a diving board.
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ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. Posted Apr 29, 2002
*Puts scubagear on the sleeping ostrich.* 
That was close! I could just see the headlines in tomorrow's news:
"Sleeping Ostrich slips below the surface! Nestle's denies any liability; plans to market Clive's Crunchy Ostrich bars next fall,
in memorandum."
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Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. Posted Apr 29, 2002
actually it was the closest smiley I could get to - which for some reason the towers won't let us have...
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ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. Posted Apr 29, 2002
Go figure.
*does the backstroke. The choc pool is getting noticably smaller...*
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Apr 29, 2002
my band is better than your band we take more drugs than a touring funk band
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Amy: ear-deep in novels, poetics, and historical documents. Posted Apr 29, 2002
*pats Unc on the head* That's nice, hon...
*munches some pre-take-home-exam *
chocolate!!! CHOCOLATE!!! EVERYWHERE!!!
random fat bird Posted Apr 29, 2002
*surrepticiously sneaks a straw into tthe corner of the pool and starts sipping*
chocolate!!! CHOCOLATE!!! EVERYWHERE!!!
Amy: ear-deep in novels, poetics, and historical documents. Posted Apr 30, 2002
chocolate!!! CHOCOLATE!!! EVERYWHERE!!!
ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. Posted Jun 22, 2002
*Goes slipping into the sipping straw* 
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Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. Posted Jun 22, 2002
he-he.
I'd forgotten about this place!
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ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. Posted Jun 23, 2002
*Tries to hug the ostrich, but she's kind of stuck...*
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- 764: Amy: ear-deep in novels, poetics, and historical documents. (Apr 23, 2002)
- 765: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Apr 25, 2002)
- 766: Amy: ear-deep in novels, poetics, and historical documents. (Apr 25, 2002)
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- 774: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Apr 29, 2002)
- 775: Amy: ear-deep in novels, poetics, and historical documents. (Apr 29, 2002)
- 776: random fat bird (Apr 29, 2002)
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- 778: ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. (Jun 22, 2002)
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