h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Then why did you tell me to turn right????

I don't know if it's only in h2g2 or not, but I don't think I'd be swimming into the Great Australian Bight naked to test the theory.....

I liked the landscape on the right better...

I guess it doesn't work in Australia then...

I guess.....still no gum trees though

The first guy *was* a kiwi.....

*they drive along a pretty small road, avoiding the traffic jam in the main road and all the big cities on the way*

This is life...

This *is* the life, I agree....cities are overrated....even towns of 29000 or so can be oppresive.....

I guess...

*The road narrows further*
Do you have any idea how small this road ends up?

Nope, never been here before...

Great....*slows down slightly, peering at road signs for any mention of Murmansk....*

All the Murmansk-signs are probably on the main road...

Probably....*checks compass* We're still heading north-east, at least....

I guess we'll eventually get there then... Right through this - lake...

That's Finland for you...lakes everywhere......
*Unable to turn in time, hopes that it's only a big, shallow puddle that's pretending to be a lake.*

DO SOMETHING!!
*splash*

*presses a button marked -super inflate tyres-*
Aaarrrggghhh!
*they aquaplane across the surface of the lake on the overinflated tyres, gradually coming to a halt*

Great. Floating in the middle of a lake with a truck.

I think I'd rather be in a truck than outside it.......maybe this "Outboard motor" button will help things......

This is a weird truck...

Are you surprised?

Not really, for some reason...