h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

You know, I was soooo very tempted, but.....
And we've lost the truck, too.......

You mean we have to keep walking?? *sigh*

Walking? Hell no! I'll just call for another truck......I'm a very important manager, you know.
*Calls on his phone.*
It'll be here in a moment....

*waits*
*and waits*
*and waits*

*smiles reassuringly*
Any time now......
*shakes phone*

The phone hasn't done anything wrong, you know...
*waits*

*A random truck stops nearby. He races to the cab, opens the door and pulls the shocked driver out. Reversing, he brings the truck back to where she is waiting.*
What did I tell you - no time at all...

Most impressive...

Well don't just stand there, hop in.
*extends a hand.*

*gets in*

Where are we going?

Good question....
*checks fuel tank*
Well, the tanks are almost full......

Any suggestions?

Murmansk? Steal a russian sub?

And blow it up! Now there's an idea...

*Turns onto a road heading generally north8
Murmansk it is then!

*turns the radio on*

*the cab is filled with the strains of the Spice girls, which almost causes him to crash the truck. Swiping blindly, he knocks the radio off station and onto static*
That driver had very bad taste........put it on something else, please.

*searches for classical music*

Which road do I take here?
*She is still engrosed in the radio*
Oh well, I don't want to go to Helsinki, so I'll take the one on the left.......

What did you say about Helsinki?