h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hi and welcome to H2G2.... currently I'm in Durham... not very far from Sunderland Although I've not been there...
Here are some places you might want to visit...
New user page
http://www.h2g2.com/A5752
ACEs (Assistant Community Editors) Homepage
http://www.h2g2.com/A214796
Bruce's GuideML clinic at
http://www.h2g2.com/A187229
The H2G2 post (community newspaper):
http://www.h2g2.com/U54963
Finally, if you want a donut visit my donut stall at
http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?forum=26840&thread=40955
If you need anything just ask me or anyone else, and we'll be pleased to help... also try the don't panic button.
Joanna PS have a fish

Sunderland, land of a lot of legends and home of the Venerable Bede. Technically I think my house is in Durham, not sure. Just put Houghton-le-Spring on the address. (It's all Wearside anyway)

Somwhere nice to go in Sunderland is Penshaw Monument. You can see it from the A19. It's only a ten minute drive from Durham! Can't wait till I see it again next week. Singapore is killing me.

Mike!

PS Don't forget the "Stadium of Light" (nice place, shame about the name)

Hello... ~grin~... Me thinks Joanna has covered all the important stuff... she's very good at that... ~bigger grin~... and her doughnuts are even better... ~Greebo licks lips~

Nice piece in The Post by the way Joanna... ~Greebo give Joanna a huggle~... Thanks for the mention... ~proud grin~

My pleasure, Greeb
*takes out chocolate donuts for Greebo and Skelly*

Mmmmmmm, dohnuts.

*munch, smack, chomp*

thanks for the doughnut. Think I may have to open a coffee stall to complement them

Visit the Aroma Café at
http://www.h2g2.com/A202924
They do nice coffee... although its not on the beach...

You wouldn't be Greebo as in the most vicious, foul smelling, bad tempered cat in the whole of the Discworld? Hope you're not really like that!

Mike!

What you really need is a cafe on the beach. Nice views, pleasant weather.... nice doughnuts....

Me evil... ~grin~... wash your mouth out... me the sweetest... cleverest... most popular... and wonderful... creative and bestest cat on h2g2... so says me... and me not lie so there... ~bigger grin~... er... me does smell a little... and me also suffers from fur balls... ~grin~... and me only ever gets bad tempered when someone gets to the doughnuts before me does... as you seem to of done in this forum... ~Greebo frowns~

See these... ~Greebo shows her titanium tipped false claws... (don't ask... long story)...~ You could get better aquainted with these if you not careful.... hmmmm....

Its okay Greebo, theres one for you to
*gives Greebo chocolate donut in attempt to mollify her*

No... no... no...

~Greebo eats doughnut very quickly~

Did you see... ~BURPPPP!!!...~ Er Excuse me....

Hmmm... what was me saying... oh yes... Did you see how much he enjoyed eating that doughnut... disgusting... thats what it is... Grrrrrr

There are four loves in my life... chocolate, dohnuts, coffee, bacon and stotties (isn't that five, never mind).

Singapore kinda leaves a big hole in most of them. Bad coffee, no bacon or stotties and dribbly chocolate. Dohnuts are just expensive...


Can't wait till I go home next week and get proper food Stotties filled with ham and peas pudding, nice coffee *drool* thinking of food is making me hungry

Mike!

PS Greebo happens to be one of my favourite characters

Greebo also happens to be a TOMcat, too. There appears to be some gender confusion here.

Meanwhile, could you pass me one of those doughnuts with the pink frosting and 100's and 1000's on it? Thanks.

-- Nurgling

Me is not confused... me knows exactly what me is... ~grin~

This is confusing me now.... I believe Greebo, after having his morphic field interefered with by Granny Weatherwax and Nanny Ogg can now turn into whatever he likes at will.... almost. So I guess he can be female if he likes!

Mike!

PS My brain hurts.

"It's hot, damn hot, hottest things is my shorts. I could cook things in them, do a little crotchpot cooking." - Adrian Cronauer

Here you go Skelly... ~Greebo gives Skelly a huge huggle..~ That will help your head... ~grin~... oh and as to your confusion... me is not the Greebo that lives with Nanny Ogg in here cottage in Lancre... ME is the Greebo that lives with Nanny in her cottage in Lancre... ~grin~... SEE the difference?????

Bloody ****...!

I just came here after you'd posted to my page...and I don't believe it...

...I live in Houghton too...

...You know where the "Seven Sisters" are...? Big ring of trees?

I've heard of the Seven Sisters, but have no idea where they are, having originally come from Fulwell (do you know where Roker Park was? It's near the city centre). I used to think it took ages to get to Chester-le-Street, never mind Durham.

I think we've been living in Philadelhpia for about a year and a half now, maybe two years. Can't remember....

Anyway, where are the Seven Sisters then?

Ahhhhh, *sigh* that helped. I wanna go home... oh look, I do go home, on Thursday at 2 in the morning. Dammit, why can't flights be at a reasonable time.

So you're THAT Greebo *cheesy grin* confusion ended.

Well sort of.. ~grin~... ohhhhhh... ~big grin~... me see's that you know some of the mystical arts... taught by the one and only Cheshire Cat... my mentor...

~Greebo frowns a little... ~... you should be careful with that cheshire grin you know... that could be dangerous if you use it without a directional field...