h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Capt'n she canny take much more o' this.

Beam me up...Scotty. There's...*nothing* more we can..do here!

NM

Aye, aye NM. Energise.

The original beaming FX

I always preferred the original beam up.....buy what can I say, I'm just the old fashioned type!

NM

Being a child of the next generation, I like Voyager's best

Star Trek and clones, yuck, went off them as soon as William Shatner's ego came on screen.
Red Dwarf's more my style

To be honest, I think Dr. McCoy has it right. Use a shuttlecraft!....I'd just as soon my molecules stay intact, thank you very much!

NM

But it can cause problems. Re: Galileo 7

But I'd prefer to use my resources than to trust a computer which thinks it can put me back together again!

NM

Sometimes the transporter proves useful...

This is true....but in my mind, only in emergency situations!

NM

I'd appreciate being able to transport to my lectures in the morning...
Emergency use of the transporter is good... else how would they always manage to get our heros out of the exploding spaceship???

If Microsoft have anything to do with it I'm steering well clear!

Don't worry I think they must run on wundows 2370 or something, and i thing Bill Gates XIII had the glitches worked out by then.

Apparently some scientists have already managed to perform teleportation, but only on a single particle!

They could show 'The Fly' on shuttlecraft to promote their use instead of teleporters!

Whatever yo do don't let any of you children or their decendants marry a McCoy, history might just imitate art.

McCoy.......isn't that Scottish? I thought I had a reason to be of the same opinion!

NM

Ye canny change the laws of physics. But we dinny ken them all yet.

Ken? Isn't that Barbies' boyfriend!

NM